my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
Randomize
