sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
