When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
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