Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
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