Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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