ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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