I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Could you explain why there is an Australian passport in your toilet?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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