My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
Soon to be ex is nowhere to be found. Her attorney/new BF just showed up. 30 minutes late looking hungover. Pretty sure I'm getting the kids AND the house!
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