I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
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