all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
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