Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I've slept with so many tools that you'd think my pussy was Home Depot.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
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