Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
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