You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I got back from work this morning after working the night shift to find an NFL player scaling the side of our apartment...from your window. He just took sneaking out to all new level. Care to explain?
I think that about sums it up, actually.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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