Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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