It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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