I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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