my boobs just fell out on the dance floor. my wedding is totally beating your wedding
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
my shit smells like andre
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Randomize
