i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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