I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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