Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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