If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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