She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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