just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
