if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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