Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I've taken a shot every five minutes for the past twenty. His valentines cupcakes are going to be a fucking delicious vodka induced mess. Thinking about putting vodka in this next batch. I'm the best girlfriend.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Randomize
