my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
On a side note...my DUI lawyer just snapchatted me. This is the exact moment in time when I realized my like IS a joke.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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