Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
True college students do jello shots in the library
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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