Hey man sorry I got all grabby
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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