Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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