You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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