Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Thank you for not boning my boss.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
Randomize
