..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
I'm always down for nudity.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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