oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
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