I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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