I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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