Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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