: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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