Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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