This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
God, I missed his penis.
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