You're my little dorito
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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