You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
You know what, matt, a girl is not really that interested in a relationship if she goes down on you the first time she meets you
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
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