does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
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