Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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