Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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