So drunk, too bad you don't want this
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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