this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
foreskin is a definite game changer
You'll have to pretend I'm texting you with buddychecks.
Like the Jimeny Cricket of cockblocks.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Haha i really think theres no better way to tell a paramedic sorry for breaking your nose than a beautiful and healthy edible arrangement...
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize