Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
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