I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
it was like having sex with a tree stump
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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