This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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