dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
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