I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
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