just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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