How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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