dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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