Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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